For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.
You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?
ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
You attempt to ask the TEMPLAR KNIGHT for directions, but he abruptly cuts you off, saying something French in a very angry tone. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you, indicating that he is losing his patience. What is your course of action?
ASK WHAT IS THE MATTER, IN FRENCH
You use your SMARTPHONE to look up how to ask “What is the matter?” in French. “Que se passe-t-il?” you inquire. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT begins shouting a string of furious sounding French at you at a rate much too fast for you to possibly type into your phone, and you don’t even know how to spell it anyway. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you again, clearly frustrated by the language barrier between you and himself. What is your course of action?
ASK HIM TO TALK SLOWER, AS I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM, IN FRENCH
You enter “Slow down” in your SMARTPHONE and tell the TEMPLAR KNIGHT ”Ralentissez!” He loses his patience and lunges toward you, swinging his BROADSWORD at your torso and slicing a huge chunk of flesh from your body. You collapse in shock and immediately bleed to death.
Man, Pokemon is a rough game.
Captain America’s cracked shield from Avengers: Age of Ultron
back to school commercials
back to school commercials after graduation
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All I can think of when I look at the last one is
I don’t perform well under pressure
Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.